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Christian Nympho’s

A classic site from the crypt of crazy Christians.

Christian: Each one of us who posts on this blog is a Christ follower. We all believe that God came down from heaven and was born of the virgin Mary…his name was Jesus; he walked this Earth performing signs and miracles, but mostly trying to get man [...]

How to deal with bandwidth thiefs

Now, I’ve got a few different ways to get them out of here. Most mature is to tap on their window and tell them to leave. One step down the maturity ladder would be to setup a goatse redirect for their IP on my router, but I don’t have that kind of time. Also that [...]

Jack Sparrow spills the Disney Nazi Beans

We were told Disney prefers that the characters don’t date, and the characters even have a slogan: “Don’t Date Disney,” or DDD. Dating at Disneyland is difficult. But I already had a thing for the Ariels when I arrived. They have red hair, and I love red hair. After I met my girlfriend, an Ariel, [...]

Kids

This has been quoted from b3ta, its pretty “awhing” and totally worth the read.
Bit of an odd one… can’t remember the names either…
Well, I tend to use the computer at home a bit, and every now and then people add me to their list at random.
This person wasn’t an exception. I ignored the “Hi M8″ [...]